I've been unemployed for a month with access to Cable TV, which is a deadly combination. Lately, I've been watching a program called "Take Home Chef" on TLC, because I a woman deep down inside. I also love watching their makeover shows with Lauren. The concept of "Take Home Chef" isn't new. Australian hottie (and very accomplished chef, he's no fake) Curtis Stone stalks down women in grocery stores, offers to help them cook a meal for their husbands/boyfriends. The women tend to be rather attractive and have large breasts and tans which they like to show off. However, they pale in comparison to the rugged New World good looks and surfer bod of Stone, who proceeds to charm them with his decidedly stupid accent and a haircut only appropriate for the beach. The show then unfolds like a cheap online porno flick. The girl gets tarted up for the cooking session, can barely form a sentence when Stone talks to her, and then, at the end, the guy comes home and gets surprised by a film crew crawling all over his apartment and his girlfriend all dressed up in revealing clothes, tits out for all to see, with a hot Australian guy talking about a 'lig of lemb' and a 'peykin dack', which are all euphemisms for his massive Aussie 'peeness'. Yeah, I know why all the shots are from the waist up.
I guess food can be sensual, but this show is absurd. And watching the poor boyfriends/husbands grin and bear it is torture.
4 comments:
dude, i know the man who actually produces that show. And believe me, i think its trash.
have you seen the episode with the orthodox jewish kosher woman? it's one of the few that i watched and it was hilarious having him make a yogurt-based meat meal with all the soy stuff... and i dont think she was "flaunting" anything. except maybe her wrists.
I thought I was the only one who thought this! It's like the scene out of Old School when Mitch comes home to a gangbang.
Nice blog btw!
He looks like Ellen DeGeneres on steroids. The dude is totally skeevy.
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